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November 05, 2004

Get in the Ring... With Jesus

Ah, Christian Art...

Posted by Fr. Bryce Sibley at November 5, 2004 11:51 AM

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Looks like He's been hitting the weight room - now THERE'S a guy who could clear out a Temple!

Posted by: Anduril at November 5, 2004 11:57 AM

In this corner, in the Lenten purple trunks, weighing in at two talents, three mina, two pim, and a beka, give or take a gerah... at three cubits, one span, and two and a half handsbreaths... undefeated at 37-0 and three denials by Peter...

Ayiyi. What was the South Park Michael Buffer line from "Damien?"

In the blue corner, wearing white trunks, weighing in at a mere 140 pounds, Jesus "El Saviorrrrrrrrrrr," Christ! [the crowd cheers] And in the very, very black corner, wearing very, very black trunks, the king of all that is evil, Beeeeeelzebub! [the crowd cheers. Jesus stares at them, and they look away, embarrassed] Ladies and gentlemen, Leeeeeet's get ready to rumbbbbbbbblllle!

Posted by: Bill Walsh at November 5, 2004 12:21 PM

It's nice to see Jesus as a strong man and not a winp.

Posted by: Andy K. at November 5, 2004 12:33 PM

WOW! As always, I am looking forward to eternal nuptuals!

Posted by: Nicole at November 5, 2004 12:54 PM

I'm sorry folks but this makes me so sick I can't even look at it. I had to move the comments box over it as I write! This is probably why the ancient Hebrews were forbidden to portray God.

Posted by: Janjan at November 5, 2004 01:17 PM

JanJan I am with you! This is awful and soooo commericalized... sigh .

Posted by: pml at November 5, 2004 02:30 PM

I hate it too. Jesus is not my boyfriend! He is our Saviour. Yikes..it's like Fabio or something! Those pictures belong on a romance novel!

Donna

Posted by: Donna Boucher at November 5, 2004 08:08 PM

+J.M.J+

I though the same thing when I saw it, Donna; it looks like the cover illustrations of those trashy romance novels I had to prepare for circulation when I worked in the library. Yuck! I can only hope it wasn't painted by a woman; maybe the man who painted it didn't realize what he was doing. Maybe a woman's eyes see things differently than a man's.

In Jesu et Maria,

Posted by: Rosemarie at November 6, 2004 07:52 AM

My arms' too short to box with God.

Posted by: Ed at November 8, 2004 11:07 AM

Cue the Bill Conti music.

Yo, St. Aaaaaaaaadrian!!!

Nicene Creed or Apollo Creed?

Posted by: CV at November 9, 2004 07:12 PM

I don't like it.

Posted by: Stephen M. Bauer at November 10, 2004 04:16 AM

Would Jesus be a wild slugger or a scientific boxer? Boy, is there a story I could tell on that one! But the world is not yet ready, and neither am I. Someday....I promise.

Posted by: Fr. Matthew K at November 10, 2004 04:29 PM

I know I've told this story somewhere on St. Blogs before (maybe here; maybe not). But I remember when I was a student at Notre Dame in the early 90s, seeing two guys who were in formation at the Moreau Seminary entering the Bengal Bouts intramural boxing tournament. I remember thinking, "I'd hate to be the guy fighting him." I mean -- if you lose, you'll never live it down -- you got beat up by a priest and all that. If you win, you'll feel guilty for beating up a priest and will forever risk going into confessional and running into The Priest Whose Nose You Flattened. And having to obey his penance command ... "Um, OK, Padre ... can we do a do-over instead, when I let you knock me out this time around."

Were you one of those two seminarians ... or something like that, Father Matthew.

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